Saturday, September 11, 2010

Showboat Virus

Look at the two pictures below:





What the hell is going on in college football?!? Does anybody coach these stupid kids any more? Seriously. If I were the head coach of either one of these knuckleheads I would make them run stadium steps for two straight hours, followed by an afternoon of washing every teammate's jock strap by hand, and then capped off with a night of writing "I will not celebrate a touchdown as long as I attend this university" 1,000 times on the chalkboard in my office.


That's how offensive these mistakes are to me, and I hope they are almost as offensive to each of these players' coaches. There is simply no excuse whatsoever to be so focused on celebrating your touchdown that you forget to finish it.


For the record, both of these morons got very lucky: in both cases the referees were actually worse than the players and didn't even notice the infractions, both of which should have resulted in touchbacks for the opposing teams.