Friday, January 27, 2006

Moment of Clarity

That's it. I've come to a realization, and I don't think I can be swayed on the matter. Yesterday I came to the conclusion that there is no way anyone who voted for George W. Bush in 2004 can justify his decision. I mean, it's OK to have fallen for that "I'm a regular guy" bit of bullshit that Bush likes to spew, but to have fallen for it the second time?!!? After witnessing all the fuck-ups of his first term, nobody can say anything to me that approaches anything near a valid justification for having said "yes" to such an incompetent, self-serving, hypocritical asshole like George W. Bush the second time around. A vote for Bush in 2004 says one -- or maybe all -- of three things about somebody:

1. I'm a selfish asshole.
2. I'm a stupid asshole.
3. I'm an insane asshole.

See how it works? No matter your adjective, if you voted for Bush, you're still an asshole!

Now, I realize that I'm calling just about everyone's parents (mine included) an asshole at this point, but the truth is what it is. Besides, we're all assholes about something; it's just that these people are assholes about selecting somebody to fill the position of "Most Powerful Person on the Face of the Earth" while I'm an asshole about selecting what to put into my cd player.

Friday, January 13, 2006

Informative Weblink

I swear I didn't create this website, folks (it just seems that way):

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Dick Cheney on Presidential Power:

"I believe in a strong, robust executive authority and I think that the world we live in demands it."

It's funny how we never heard him express this belief in a sweeping Presidential authority when Clinton was in office. And I'm going to go out on a limb here and predict that we don't hear him say it again if a Democrat is elected in 2008. As a matter of fact, I will go so far as to say that if Eliot Spitzer were ever to become President, Mr. Cheney (or is that Mr. Dick?) will be quoted as believing the exact opposite at some point during Spitzer's term.

Now let me tell you what I believe in, Mr. Cheney: the strong, robust cock of a large, gay black man -- preferably from the Lower Ninth Ward -- stuck up your hypocritical ass for days on end . . . because I think the world we live in demands it.