Thursday, August 13, 2009

An Open Letter to the Democratic Majority (revised version)

Dear Democratic Majority,

Quit being the humongous fuckin' pussies we all know you to be, forget this perverted fantasy of "bi-partisanship," and just pass some meaningful goddamned healthcare legislation right fucking now - you know, like your asshole counterparts did with the Bush tax cuts back in 2001. That's how politics works, you fucking dipshits. You won the last two election cycles by wide margins and control a large majority in Congress and can do virtually whatever the fuck you want to do - so why are you acting like a bunch of fucking pussies who want to put on a bake sale with your opponents in the Republican Party. You have power, morons - fucking act like it. Fuckin' losers.

Sincerely,

Murray Rizberg