Thursday, September 20, 2007

This thought just occurred to me:

What the hell does Darth Vader eat? I realize that I'm a little late in arriving at this query, but now that I have, well, I need some answers. Obviously Mr. Vader can't just sit down and enjoy a nice latté like the rest of us, so what in the world does he do? One would have to assume that it's intravenous or bust for the poor guy - no wonder he's so pissed off all the time! We're all hanging out, eating crème brulee or drinking piña coladas, and he's off in the corner all by himself with only a tube to provide him some tasteless, life-sustaining fluids. And then we have the nerve to smugly pass off his anger as the "dark side of the force"? I guess it really does depend on where you're comin' from, doesn't it?

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