The Absolute Worst Thing About George W. Bush

It just hit me earlier this evening as I sat in a movie theatre awaiting the start of The Simpsons Movie: the worst, most annoying thing about this douchebag of a President we have is that, no matter how many more things he manages to fuck up in the next 502 days, the average Joe will never be able to walk up to him on the street or in a bar, call him a stupid asshole and then punch him right in the middle of his ridiculous, beady-eyed, frat-boy face -- all because he "served" as President of the United Sates of America. Not that I would ever do something like that -- I avoid confrontation like I avoid refried beans -- but I sure would think it's funny if somebody else ever took the opportunity to do so, wouldn't you? And it's not even that I want somebody to punch this moron in the face -- I mean, really, how much damage (or good) could one punch in the face do to somebody already grievously lacking in the brains department? No, what irritates me is the fact that, because of an elevated status he so obviously does not deserve, Bush is immune to the same types of public confrontation and retribution that other public figures without Secret Service protection must face directly (see Ralph Nader's pie in the face incident). That unwarranted immunity from direct accountability to anyone in the general public is truly the worst, most annoying thing about George W. Bush.