American Morons

Here are a couple of comments posted on CNN's message board about the Iraq War. These comments expose the absolute clueslessness of a great number of the American public. Enjoy . . .

Daniel Benson wrote (about the Iraq War): "I am forced to back the President because he is the only one with a plan."

Herb Conner wrote: "Those who think that Iraq does not have an affect in the war on terror have their heads stuck in the sand. They are clueless. Why do you think the terrorists are spending so much time in Iraq now? Duh!"

It should be noted that I posted responses to both of these ludicrous statements on that same message board, but only a severely edited version of my response to Mr. Benson was posted. How fucking typical: somebody makes some fucking sense in criticising Republican policy and throws in a joke at the expense of a Democrat, and the joke gets edited out. Here were my responses to these two morons:

To Mr. Benson (who wrote: "I am forced to back the President because he is the only one with a plan.") - Bush has a plan?!!? That's a new development. Please elaborate on this plan because I would love to know more about it. Better yet, send a copy of this mythical plan to the troops who are dying more rapidly than ever in Iraq so that they know what they're in for. Face the facts: Bush, Cheney, and Rummy have no plan. They never did because they didn't expect this inusrgency to be so strong, despite plenty of warning from Bush's own father as well as James Baker and a host of current military strategists. And for the record: some Democrats, such as Senator Joseph Biden, do have a plan (though I can't verify that Biden's plan wasn't plagiarized from a Republican plan).

To Mr. Conner (who wrote: "Those who think that Iraq does not have an affect in the war on terror have their heads stuck in the sand. They are clueless. Why do you think the terrorists are spending so much time in Iraq now? Duh!") - Well, sir, here's your obvious answer: because Bush, Cheney, and Rummy have given them thousands of FREE targets! Duh! Why would terrorists go all the way to the mainland United States to attack Americans when they can stay in the Middle East and attack Americans? DUH!!!