Only this one has the potential to kill 500,000 Iraqis. And you thought Bush didn't care about black people!
Apparently an American mission in Iraq to repair severe damages to the Mosul Dam has been "marred by incompetence and mismanagement." Come again? Something in the Bush administration has been marred by incompetence and mismanagement? If this incompetence and mismanagement didn't have the potential to kill half a million people, I would have to say that it's old news because everything in the Bush administration has been marred by incompetence and mismanagement. Unfortunately, this kind of fuck-up could lead to 65 feet of water pouring into Mosul and 15 feet of water pouring into Baghdad. It would be the perfect icing on the Bush cake of achievement: combining the two biggest blunders of his eight years in office - the killing of thousands of Iraq civilians and the neglect of Hurricane Katrina flood victims in New Orleans - into one gigantic catastrophe!
I don't know about you - and when I say "you" I guess I'm referring to the two or three people who still read this blog and who already think Bush is a complete asshole - but I have to wonder: how can anyone still think Bush is good for anything? Everything he touches - and this is not an exaggeration when I say everything - turns to shit. Everything! Name one exception - I dare you.
The best thing that could happen to George W. Bush is death. A very sudden death. Seriously. And I'm not advocating his murder by any means - the last thing I want him to become is a martyr in anybody's eyes (technically speaking, he couldn't be a martyr because he's never sacrificed anything or endured extreme suffering for any cause, good or bad, a day in his life). No, when I say death is the best thing for George W. Bush I mean this: despite what he says, George W. Bush does care about what people think of him, and the only way people will ever be able to think good of him as he gets older is if he dies in the kind of horrible accident that one wouldn't wish even on his worst enemies. Personally, I hope he lives until the last trickle-down affects of his lies and blunders run their course. It's a nice, comforting thought; unfortunately, nobody lives forever.
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