You wanna know what I'm sick of? That's fine, but I'm gonna tell you anyway: animated animal movies. The list grows every year: Antz, A Bug's Life, Finding Nemo, Chicken Little, Ice Age, Ice Age: The Meltdown, Madagascar, Over The Hedge, Shark Tale, and others I'm sure. I mean, are animals so compelling that they need this many movies? And why do they always have to talk? I wonder if March of the Penguins was so successful simply because those birds didn't say a fuckin' word the entire movie? And each of these movies has the same stock characters; you never see an animated poodle who feels like Travis Bickle. Ultimately, I guess I'm calling for an animated animal genocide. I want all of these cute little animals to be eliminated -- immediately, if not sooner.
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